Tim Hatch: Educator. Author. Tired.

Journal

Best Bakery!

So last month I mentioned that there was a Best Of The Inland Empire contest going on and that my wife and I were hoping to win for Best Bakery.  I mentioned that not only here, but on Twitter and Facebook as well, and I sent out emails begging for votes, as did my wife. ...

Crazy Enters The Room…And Won’t Go Away

When we see crazy people on the street, we tend to just cross to the other side of the street (or throw money at them as we quicken our pace) and go about our day.  By “we” I mean “us”, or “you and I”, and not the royal “We” as in, “We find this vexing.” ...

The Hunt For Gollum

Fan fiction is something that’s never interested me.  If you’ve ever read any, you probably don’t need any explanation as to why.  And in the last ten or so years a combination of things (the internet, broadband, unprecedented access to the required hardware and technology, etc.) has brought about a new age of fan film. ...

No Cake Please

I remember my father saying, “There are two kinds of people in this world son:  The Haves and The Have Nots,” back when I was in high school.  He usually followed it up with something like, “And you’re never going to be one of The Haves if you can’t do better than a C+ in...

Things I Love

It’s been a slow week here at the site, partially due to extra bullshit at work and partially due to the fact that most of my free time has been spent setting up two computers at home.  The first one being the Windows machine that got the Conficker Worm last weekend and the second one...

The Not-Very-Timely Movie Review – Dreamgirls

Most of my friends will probably think I’m insane, but I could give a shit:  DREAMGIRLS is one of the best goddamn movies I’ve seen in a long, long time.  I’m normally not a fan of musicals but every once in a while I see one and I’m just blown away by how fucking good...