Oh, you were joking? Okay, alright, I get it now. For just a moment I thought you were speaking your mind and then backpedaling like a fucking invertebrate. But you say you were joking so that’s cool. Only… You might want to take the time to actually learn how to joke around. There are mechanics...
Journal
The Wise Man
He sat there, legs crossed like the Buddha, plugged into The World, senses attuned to all around him. His eyes opened and he fixed his gaze on me. Me, breathing in loud, ragged gasps, the sweat on my forehead crystallizing as it ran down into my icy beard. Next to the old man, was a...
Carly Rae Jepsen
So, the other night I came across this video: I’ve never heard of Carly Rae Jepsen, but I loved the video and I thought the song was nice. I got to thinking about it though, and I said to Annette, “I’ll bet a thousand bucks, I don’t like the original version of that song.” So,...
It’s A Little Too Hot Out And I’m Way Too Poor, But Life Is Good And There’s Possibility Around Every Corner
So last Friday I wrote about reality and perception and this morning I heard Paul Gilmartin, while discussing getting sober, say something along the lines of: “…but when you’re drinking and you don’t realize that your biggest problem in life is your perception…” Which is pretty much the reason I was writing about reality and...
Dreams
A few years ago I took on two part-time jobs within a few months of each other. The first of those jobs was working for the Little Ceasars I used to deliver pizza for. I’d come in in the morning, get the earnings from the previous day out of the floor safe, count the money...
Baked Garlic Parmesan Fries – Total Foodgasm
So, this is a recipe for what are, essentially, the perfect french fries. These fries are not fried, they are baked. This does not mean they are healthy. If I get to live a thousand years, I’ll never sell french fries to anyone with the claim that they are healthy. Yes, they are baked, but...