You know, people have been buying and selling homes in this country since day one, which would make you think there wouldn’t be so many surprises for first-time buyers. I’ve learned two things in the last couple months. One of those things I can’t really do anything about and having advanced knowledge of the other...
Author: Tim
Tim Hatch lives in a secret volcano headquarters somewhere in the South Pacific, where he controls the world economy and writes confessional poetry about his disappointing childhood.
His poetry has been published in various places, both in print and online, and he'd almost certainly be more specific than that if he were any fucking good at self promotion.
He finds writing about himself in the third person to be an overtly seductive invitation to tell lies.
He once captured a French Eagle at Talavera.
Sarah Connor Moments
So. Damn near ten years ago, I had the worst night of my life up to that point in time. It was Christmas Eve and The Girl was supposed to call and she never did and I was having a really hard time with that and wound up getting drunk off my ass. That’s the...
Go Army?
I just got off the phone with an army recruiter. He called and asked for me by name, and when I told him I was, in fact, me, he identified himself as a recruiter for the army. I responded with a small laugh and by telling him that I’d just turned 39 and didn’t have...
Grams
My grandmother died yesterday. Last October 20, my grandfather passed away after a very painful week in the hospital and several months of steady decline. He was married to my grandmother for over 67 years when he passed away and at the time, I remember thinking that whatever I might have thought lonely meant prior...
This Made Me Laugh
(Image copyright Jeffrey Rowland / overcompensating.com) Overcompensating is my favorite web comic and this one made me laugh more than usual. Click the image for the full comic.
Old Fart Barber
Fifteen years ago, I was looking for a new barber and a friend recommended a guy by the name of Joe Cool. Really. Joe was this Mexican dude with a huge-ass pompadour and who knew how to cut hair like an old fart. Which is a good thing. Old farts cut the best hair. Anyway,...